Vampire Novel: Underwood and Flinch - Bonded in Bl

Episode 21: Assassination.

Episode 20: While burying the dead, David and Lydia reach an agreement about how to proceed. But how long will that last?

Episode 19: Keith tries to win over a local celebrity using 'British Tapas'. "Huevos! Huevos!"

Episode 18: Underwood learns a little about David and Lydia. And David learns a lot about Underwood.

Episode 17: David, Lydia and Miguel finally get to meet their master. This episode features a bonus mini - 'Mike Bennett Sometimes' add-on.

After fifty years, the hour of Underwood's resurrection is at hand.

Episode 15: The sun goes down on Almacena, the Sect are gathering and final preparations are made for Underwood's resurrection.

Episode 14: Can David get Gavin away from Casa Underwood, or will Lydia convince him that murder really isn't such a bad thing after all?

Cynthia and Gerald are hungover and craving blood...y Marys on the terrace at La Reina de Corazones. Meanwhile at Casa Underwood, David and Lydia lock horns and some unpleasant truths are revealed.

Episode 12: Keith tells Michelle that he has been, sort of, 'involved' with Segei, while David and Ana share condolences, memories and serious doubts. 

Episode 11 - Chapter 8 concludes with both Jose Almonte and David learning what waits for them in the dark.

Lydia meets with the Black Circle and David meets with his worst nightmare.

Episode 9. Jose Almonte has an unscheduled appointment with his doctor, while David comes to some dangerous conclusions.

 Episode 8: In which we learn something of the origins of Keith's vendetta with Sergei, and David hears about John's hopes and fears for Underwood's resurrection.
 

Episode 7. Meet Gerald and Cynthia Benson, good friends of Lydia Flinch and regulars at La Reina de Corazones. While the Bensons discuss decapitation with Michelle, Lydia brings David home to Casa Underwood and his brother John.

Episode 6. David lands in Spain and meets his sister Lydia. Meanwhile, Keith Mullins, owner of La Reina de Corazones pub in Almacena, hears about the death of an old acquaintance.

Episode 5. David tells Lisa about the family business. Meanwhile, in Spain, we meet another member of the Flinch family with some revelations of her own.

Episode 4. We travel to a remote villa on the Spanish island of Ibiza. Anton Marashov and Ivan Trushko are having problems with bloodstains, and Mark Coleman is having problems with a cowboy hat and some rottweilers.

Episode 3. Lisa returns to David's flat to find the solicitor's letter has changed everything; is the David she knew gone forever?

Episode 2, in which we meet David Smith, an ordinary guy who's just taking it one day at a time. He's got a nice job, a nice apartment, a nice girlfriend... and a head full of bad dreams.

Prologue. Underwood and Flinch drive to the new house in Spain and attract the attention of the Civil Guard.

Henry and Maureen find and unusual cockroach in their apartment, could this be a new species? if it is, it could be the route to fame and fortune... or something far more unpleasant.

A promo for all Mike Bennett's podcasts. Feel free to use and distribute.

A grotesque comedy featuring two men and a dog.

Mike performs (for lack of a better word) an adapted version of 'The Human Chair' by Edogawa Rampo; the fridge is visited and the cows come home.
Music from Lene Lovich.

Mike Bennett reads 'The Music of Erich Zann' by H.P. Lovecraft. Music comes from A Band Called Quinn and Marco Esu.

Benny is late for a hold-up. It's a hot day, he's stressed-out and the large replica handgun in his waistband keeps jabbing at his genitals. And unfortunately for him, the discomfort is only just beginning.

Mike reads Saki's 'Tobermory' and plays a tasty tune from The Charlatans.

Mike reads Saki's 'The Penance', plays music from A Band Called Quinn... and encounters an unusual problem with his toilet.

Mike reads 'The Masque of the Red Death' by Edgar Allan Poe, talks about his new website: www.MikeBennettPodcast.com and plays 'Truth' by A Band Called Quinn.

The conclusion to 'Salvation'.

Goeffrey Leech has been given a mission by Satan, but is he capable of seeing it through?

Mike reads Miss Braddon's, 'The Cold Embrace' and talks about the forthcoming Hall of Mirrors story, 'Salvation'. Music, 'D.I.Y.' comes from A Band Called Quinn.

Mike hunts silverfish and braves the horror of his sock drawer. He also reads the classic short story, 'The Open Window' by Saki. Music: 'The Last Night I Saw' comes from A Band Called Quinn.

Mike explores his fridge and reads the classic short story, 'Sredni Vashtar' by Saki. Music: 'Astronauts', comes from A Band Called Quinn.

Conclusion of Poacher's Cottage. Ken gets the key to Poacher's Cottage. Since there's no such thing as ghosts, he's got no reason to be afraid of going out there all alone to check the place over.
Or does he?

Vernon 'Badger' Brock goes on a pigeon hunt armed with a rubber torch, a cat basket and a loaf of white bread. But who should be more fearful, the pigeons... or Badger?

Charles, Bale and Tweed ascend to Dr De Vere's offices... and the macabre conclusion to 'Hair and Skin'.

Charles makes the acquaintance of Bale and Tweed.

Charles gets a new head of hair... and something else that he didn't bargain for.

For millionaire, Charles Mason, when every known, legal hair transplantation method has failed, it's time to embark on a journey into the unknown, the illegal... and the horrific.

Lottery winner, Jim Haslet and his wife have been kidnapped. Unfortunately the kidnappers aren't interested in ransom.

Dave puts his plan into effect. Conclusion of the story.

Jack and Dave are digging a grave, but the kind of assistance Jack wants isn't the kind that Dave is willing to give.

Edith's son, Martin, sets out to investigate the estate's 'children'. Conclusion of the story.

Hall of Mirrors 1: Trolls 1
Edith, elderly and alone in a dark and brooding inner-city tower block, finds herself at the mercy of a gang of local children. And they are children, despite their horrible actions... aren't they?

Episode 33: In which Mick and Sally... well, that would be telling.

Episode 32: In which Mick and Sally brave the wobbliness of Lucy's fire escape in an attempt to enter Flat 3.

Episode 31: In which the simmering pot of Wayne's sordid desires once again boils over.

Episode 30: In which Sally wakes up with a hangover, and Mick makes a connection - only to wish soon after that he hadn't.

Episode 29: In which Gaz gets a late night visit - and another special offer.

Episode 28.2: In which Mick and Sally go to The Black Pig for last orders and find themselves in a lock-in. We meet Roy, Tony, Jean and Mr Chips - and Sally's boss, Leonard, makes a re-appearance, bringing all kinds of insight, advice and fibs.

Episode 28.1: In which Mick hears Sally's story and both he and she do something for the first time. The first part of a two-part episode.

Episode 27: In which Gaz and his friends unleash the full force of their seductive powers upon Sally: the full force being a bottle of illegal hooch and our old friend, the bong. All hail the bong! (Again).
Sexually explicit content.

Episode 26: In which Gaz wants Sally to come back to his place, Kay wants Sally's seat at the table and Adam wants to give Gaz the shirt off his back.

Promos: Jack Palms 2: This is Life

The Homegrown Podcast

Episode 25: In which Rick and Leanne get hot over breakfast in Meredith House and Wayne wants to know if he's damaged or just kinky.
"Eat my Eggs Benedict!"

Sexually Explicit Content

Promos: 
Winter of Different Directions by Steven J. McDermott

Crescent by Phil Rossi

Episode 24: In which Mick and Sally go to Brighton beach to try to knit the facts together.
"Pig is the new mint."

Promo: Much To Do About Nothing

Episode 23: In which Gaz tries to convince Kay that she is his special girl, while at the same time trying to convince her that getting Sally to participate with them in an orgy is good for their relationship. The cad!

Promo: Billibub Baddings and The Case of The Singing Sword, by Tee Morris

Episode 22: In which Lucy and Sally meet for a drink and discuss everything from the mysterious bald man to Englebert Humperdink. And Lucy receives a letter.

Promo: How to Disappear Completely, by Myke Bartlett

Episode 21: In which Gaz's landlord comes around for the rent - and finds something completely different.

"It does exactly what it says on the tin!"

Promo: Bum Rush the Charts

Episode 20: In which Mick manages to deliver the immortal line, "Enough about me, let's talk about you." Sally obliges.
Promos:
Banjo Strings by Larry Winfield
Ancestor by Scott Sigler

Episode 19: In which Gaz and his mates bring Adam home for a few beers and a smoke after the pub; and the strange and fruity bruises on Wayne's conscience reveal themselves in unforseen ways.

Sexually explicit content.

Promo: Number One with a Bullet by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Episode 18: In which Wayne finally gets into Lucy's apartment - and then seriously wishes he hadn't.

Sexually explicit content.

Promo: A Long Way from Disney by Seth Harwood.

Episode 17: In which Ted tries to shine on like a crazy diamond - despite the sober denunciations of his wife and a dwindling stash. Gaz comes to the rescue, aided by Adam and the 'Hayley's Comet' of hash deals.

"We're masters of our beasts."

Promo: The Sundown Lounge

Episode 16: In which Mick and Sally do lunch and Wayne plays the obliging pimp before becoming the odious John.

Featured promo: The Frictionfiction Show

Episode 15: In which Adam meets some old friends, Gaz reveals his diabolical desires and Wayne goes out pee-gunning for trouble.

"I don't mind drunk birds."

Features promo, The Rookie by Scott Sigler

Episode 14: In which Mick Nixon begins a private investigation, Wayne speculates on the true nature of Lucy's aerobics, and Sally makes a new friend.

Also features the second instalment of Meredith House, in which Rick Galsworthy unwisely tries to have his wicked way with Leanne. 'You freak!'

Features excerpt from track: 'Romantic Escape' by Jim Richmond. Available from the Podshow Podsafe Music Network.

Episode 13: In which Gaz reassures Ted that his dwindling stash won't be dwindling for long, then fails to exercise due care and attention when making fiendish plans in the toilet.

Featured Promos:

The Plitone Revisionist by Paul S. Jenkins

The Rev Up Review

Featured Song:

'Bitch' by Blahfishend

Episode 12: In which Sally renews an old acquaintance, Gaz and the lads figure out who's been using their patio as a toilet and a big, bald man in a tight suit puts Glen and Jimmy onto 'Nutter Alert'. Very refreshing.

Episode 11: In which Mick Nixon's inner detective awakens to the mystery of Peter Reynolds.

Episode 10: In which Lucy shows Wayne a whole new dimension to 'deep throat' and Wayne makes more than one mess with his bodily fluids. Sexy 'Nana?

Note: Contains Sexually Explicit Content

Episode 9: In which Peter and Dusty reach an understanding... and The Most Photographed Man emerges, all smiles and applause.

Episode 8: In which Dusty acquires his own transportation and extends an offer of help. Time for Peter to decide: a life of impotent revenge fantasies? Or hitch a ride in a 'stink mobile'? Tough call. 

Episode 7: In which Lucy writes about love, Gaz talks about love and Peter can't feel anything other than hatred and the need to set his neighbours' house on fire. Alriiight, man!

Includes the first trip to Meredith House. Confused? Don't be: Accept the strange.

 

Episode 6: In which Mick admires his Chopper; Dusty gets up close and personal with Peter; and Wayne dreads an invasion of vagabonds. "Isn't this the troublesome end of the bus?"

Episode 5: In which Gaz and his mates tell a tall tale, Peter acts like a 'nutter', and Dusty interprets the strange and secret language of librarians. A deeply penetrating thing, innit?

Episode 4. In which Gaz eats a grape, Wayne eats a banana and Peter eats a slab of 100% pure terror in McDonalds. Nice one!

Episode 3: In which Dusty gets on the bus, Peter gets hassled and Wayne gets chatty with Lucy. And then starts getting ideas. A bus ride into terror... ish.

Episode 2. In which Kay wants a good time, Sally wants to go home and Gaz wants an island of robot women. All hail the bong! Big deal.

Episode 1: In which Peter pours petrol through his neighbours' letterbox, Wayne confronts the noisy woman upstairs, and Lucy dishes out six of the best to a snivelling little wretch. "Blubbing will only make things worse for you."